It's Me, Max.

Sometimes cats turn into croissants turn into cats turn into croissants turn into cats turn into croissants turn into cats turn into croissants turn into cats turn into croissants turn into cats turn into croissants turn into cats turn into croissants turn into cats turn into croissants turn into cats turn into croissants turn into cats turn into croissants turn into cats turn into croissants turn into cats turn into croissants turn into cats turn into croissants turn into cats turn into croissants turn into cats turn into croissants turn into cats turn into croissants turn into cats turn into croissants turn into cats turn into croissants turn into cats turn into croissants turn into cats turn into croissants turn into cats turn into croissants turn into cats turn into croissants turn into cats turn into croissants turn into cats turn into croissants turn into cats turn into croissants turn into cats turn into croissants turn into cats turn into croissants turn into cats turn into croissants turn into cats turn into croissants turn into cats turn into croissants turn into cats turn into croissants turn into cats turn into croissants turn into cats…

This is not the drone you’re looking for (thanks David).

staff:

New Look, Same Feels

Check out our newly-designed Staff blog! Many thanks and red hearts to intern Sean Zhu and designer Damien Correll for their help.

Hey look I live in here. Hi little me.

Also the new look is big bau$ ballin’ outta bau$ ballin’ big.

I saw Pokemon. I saw Nintendo. I saw Xbox. This was probably the best.

Heading to Seattle & Andy wants to come.

meredithknowseverything:

CANVAS Homework from Max. I’m a creative genius, actually.

She didn’t know what a Blingee was. Now she does and everything is better except everything is actually worse.

The best thing about today’s update was it making me feel like every change in Red Hearts is ostensibly the equivalent of gaining or losing health in LoZ: LTTP, wherein pleasing the community is equivalent to slaying Octoroks.

Milo: You're a strange-looking cat.
Otis: Oh, I'm not a cat; I'm a dog.
Milo: All right, a dog, I understand, but...deep down inside we're all cats right?
Me: What in fuck's name am I doing reading Milo & Otis quotes right now. How did I even get here.
Milo: Want some more dinner? Remember, you're eating for eight now!
Me: Jesus Christ, I don't even remember the context for that. Otis was a male, right? He couldn't...he couldn't get pre-
Otis: It's a litter! It's a litter!
Me: Oh! Good! It seemed like he'd make a good parent.

				
				
				
		   

In honor of World Goth Day a couple days back and the consistent unconditioned heat in my apartment these past few days, I bring you the above, which managed to get stuck in my queue .