Milo: You're a strange-looking cat.
Otis: Oh, I'm not a cat; I'm a dog.
Milo: All right, a dog, I understand, but...deep down inside we're all cats right?
Me: What in fuck's name am I doing reading Milo & Otis quotes right now. How did I even get here.
Milo: Want some more dinner? Remember, you're eating for eight now!
Me: Jesus Christ, I don't even remember the context for that. Otis was a male, right? He couldn't...he couldn't get pre-
Otis: It's a litter! It's a litter!
Me: Oh! Good! It seemed like he'd make a good parent.